A Collection of Things

Tell me a secret. :)  

Hey there, I'm Kristen. I'm 26. My sense of humor sucks and I like a lot of random shit. Enjoy!

This is my “it’s raining, I’m bored, and not a single person has come into my Y today” selfie.

This is my “it’s raining, I’m bored, and not a single person has come into my Y today” selfie.

— 19 hours ago with 3 notes
#polka dots  #brunette  #green eyed girl  #curvy  #curvy women  #bewbz  #cleavage  #selfie  #no shame  #shameless work selfie  #workflow  #office swag 


me and Curtis basically 😂

(Source: mcaubergine, via whovianwithabeard)

— 1 day ago with 688355 notes
Typical conversations with Ricky. 👍

Typical conversations with Ricky. 👍

— 1 day ago
#bootyqueen  #text  #fart  #nickiminaj  #anaconda  #datasstho  #hilarious  #booty 


when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs


(via loaf-is-love-loaf-is-life)

— 1 day ago with 17550 notes


do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via loaf-is-love-loaf-is-life)

— 1 day ago with 315114 notes
"I’m that one friend who’ll agree to go to a wedding primarily just to eat all the food."
Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)
— 1 day ago with 1616 notes


I will reblog this until the day I die

(Source: birazmuzikbirazuykum, via doakickflip)

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If you honestly think these weren’t the best Batman movies then I’ll be praying for you, the Villain casting was LEGENDARY.


This might be one of my favorite posts. 

Schwarzenegger was so wrong for Mr. Fries and Bane wasn’t even Bane. I’ll be praying for YOU.

— 2 days ago with 21624 notes


do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

(Source: emofairies, via captain-sarcasmic-asshole)

— 2 days ago with 196133 notes




dog cloud over Manhattan 

OMG it’s Falkor!

The rare cumuluckdragonimbus is rarely seen this far from Fantasia, although the weather’s been crazy since the Nothingness hit.

(via bardockpunk)

— 2 days ago with 77303 notes
Time to burn some bridges.

It really sucks to learn that you’re not as important to someone as that someone is to you. Especially after so long. Oh well.

— 3 days ago with 2 notes
#convenient friends suck  #over that shit