A Collection of Things

Tell me a secret. :)  

Hey there, I'm Kristen. I'm 26. My sense of humor sucks and I like a lot of random shit. Enjoy!


bythepowerofnicksbeard:

captivateee:

jackfrostciicle:

whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots:

living-on:

thecurl-istheword:

ariegogetit:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

That sprite remix tho..

OH MY GOD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH

FRUITOPIA WAS MY SHIT

I tried so hard to find that damn purple ketchup again.

the gas prices make me want to punch babies

Surge tho 😍😍😍

AOL is still a thing. People have it and AOL made a few million last year.

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Anonymous asked: I hear you got a big butt


Answer:

I’ve always had a huge ass. And hips. I swear my body type fits in better in the 50’s than in today.

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officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

(via whovianwithabeard)

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pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(via whovianwithabeard)

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diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

(Source: andyclarks, via whovianwithabeard)

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bookphile:

The one thing I love about re-reading my favorite books is the ‘no need to rush’ feeling. You already know everything that happens to your darling babies, the plot, and your otp, so you can savor every detail like a sip of the perfectly brewed tea on chilly sunday morning.

(via xxsoggy-wafflexx)

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"If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one."
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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via xxsoggy-wafflexx)

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I feel a lot better than I should today. I drank a whole bottle of cherry Grey Goose and a six pack last night. I probably only feel good today because I threw up my intestines last night. Yay for irresponsible decisions.

— 1 day ago
#hungover  #binge drinking  #party time  #celebration  #drinking  #grey goose  #bud platinum