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Hey there, I'm Kristen. I'm 26. My sense of humor sucks and I like a lot of random shit. Enjoy!


Operation: Fix the Flowerbeds and mulch = done. I’m exhausted. Pictures to come! #homeownerprobz #mulching #flowerbeds #filthy #dirty #exhausted #needbeerstat

Operation: Fix the Flowerbeds and mulch = done. I’m exhausted. Pictures to come! #homeownerprobz #mulching #flowerbeds #filthy #dirty #exhausted #needbeerstat

— 4 days ago
#homeownerprobz  #exhausted  #mulching  #dirty  #needbeerstat  #filthy  #flowerbeds 

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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— 1 week ago with 294280 notes

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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thegameofgifsandthrone:

When the pizza delivery man arrives with your pizza

thegameofgifsandthrone:

When the pizza delivery man arrives with your pizza

— 1 week ago with 390 notes

monkeysaysficus:

One a scale of zero to Oberyn Martell, how bad is your headache?

— 1 week ago with 392 notes

earloffabulousness:

I love Game of Thrones because sometimes its like:

but then other times its like:

— 1 week ago with 8541 notes

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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— 1 week ago with 163649 notes

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

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